Poop Happens—But It Doesn’t Have to Ruin the Planet
The real scoop on poop
Poop Happens—But It Doesn’t Have to Ruin the Planet
Dogs give us loyalty, laughter, and a love so big it barely fits in their wagging bodies.
They’d follow you to the ends of the earth, protect you from rogue squirrels,
and bring you that same slobbery tennis ball 47 times in a row.
The least we can do in return? Pick up after them. Every. Single. Time.
Why Your Dog’s “Gifts” Aren’t All That Gift-y
We love our pups, but their poop is… well, let’s call it high-maintenance.
It’s loaded with bacteria and parasites, and its extra nitrogen and phosphorus can mess with rivers, lakes, and plant life.
Left behind, it’s like leaving a toxic little landmine for nature (and your neighbor’s shoe).
Even bagged poop left on the trail is a double whammy—plastic litter and preserved pathogens.
It’s like shrink-wrapping a problem and leaving it for someone else.
The Bag Saga
Compostable poop bags? They sound green, but in landfills,
they don’t compost—they party without oxygen and release methane,
a greenhouse gas 28× worse than CO₂.
If your only option is the trash bin, go for recycled plastic bags.
You’ll repurpose existing materials and avoid the compostable-bag-gone-bad problem.
How to Be a Waste-Management Legend
- Carry It Like a Champ – Sealable containers, odor-blocking dry bags, even coffee grounds to hide the smell.
- Let Your Dog Pull Their Weight – Literally. Dog backpacks can carry the goods.
- Install a Pet Waste Digester – A mini septic system for your yard. Eco-friendly and no more awkward bin drops.
Some cities are even turning dog waste into electricity.
Imagine telling your dog, “Buddy, you just powered a toaster.” That’s hero-level stuff.
Go the Extra Mile for Your Best Friend (and the Planet)
Being a responsible dog owner is the bare minimum.
Being an epic dog owner? That means thinking about your pup’s carbon pawprint, too.
💚 Offset your dog’s methane impact here: Buy Carbon Offsets
Because when you pick up after your dog—and do it smart—you’re not just a good neighbor.
You’re the superhero your dog already thinks you are. Cape optional.